Brrr! Ang lamig-lamig!

"Ang hirap naman maglakad sa freezer", binubulong ko sa sarili habang pinagmamasdan ang kalsadang nilalakaran ko pauwi ng bahay galing sa Supermarket. Naalala ko pa ang palagi kong sinasabi noon kapag tumatagaktak na ang pawis ko dahil sa sobrang init at alinsangan ng panahon... "Parang ang sarap maglakad sa loob ng ref", bata pa ako at nasa province noon kaya hindi ko pa alam na meron palang tinatawag na aircon hihihi! Pero sa refrigerator ko lang gustong maglakad hindi sa freezer.

Grabe kasi talaga ang lamig ngayon at walang humpay ang pag-i-snow. Kung

noong nasa Pilipinas pa ako, ang pinapakinggan ko sa radio tuwing umaga ay kung may pasok o wala sa school dahil may bagyo o di kaya'y may baha (flood) pa rin dulot ng magdamagang pag-ulan... dito naman ay nakikinig ako sa radio para malaman kung may announcement na walang pasok dahil sa snow.

Uso na naman ang mga puting bubong.

Kung noon ay nagwawalis ako sa harap ng bahay namin dahil sa mga dahon o basura na nagkalat... ngayon ay snow naman ang winawalis ko, mas madalas hindi kaya ng walis kaya pala (shovel) na ang gamit.

Magandang pagmasdan ang snow, napakaganda! Pero kung nadudulas na ako sa paglalakad at namamaluktot sa ilalim ng makapal na kumot, ay gusto ko namang maging summer na. Pag nainitan naman sa summer ay gugustuhin namang winter na... haaay buhay!

Ang mga sumusunod na naggagandahang larawan ay kuha sa Amerika noong December 2009, ng kaibigan kong si Maria. Thanks friend! ... para na rin akong nakarating sa Amerika.

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21st time to turn 18

That's right, today I turned 38 years old... with open arms

Beautiful flowers from my husband.

Angel figurine from my daughter.

Chocolates from my friends.

I want to thank all of you that wished me a Happy Birthday, you all are the best. More...

HALLOWEEN VAMPIRE JOKES

Three Vampires went into a bar and sat down.

The barmaid came over to take their orders. "And what would you, er, gentlemen like tonight?"

The first vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."

The second vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."

The third vampire shook his head at his companions and said, "I will have a glass of plasma."

The barmaid wrote down each order, went to the bar and called to the

bartender, "Two bloods and a blood light."



"Mommy, Mommy! Am I really a Vampire?"
"Hurry up and drink your soup before it clots!"

How do vampires get around on Halloween night?
By blood vessels.

What are a vampire's favorite snacks?
Adam's apples and nectarines.

What did the Mommy Vampire say to the Baby Vampire?
"You are driving me batty."

What do you get if you cross a vampire bat and a mummy?
A flying band-aid, or a gift-wrapped bat.

What do you give a vampire with a cold?
Coffin Drops!

What is Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving!

What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A Bloodhound!

Where did they put Dracula when he was arrested?
In a red bloodcell!

Where do vampires make they're withdrawals?
At the blood bank.

Where does Dracula keep his valuables?
In a blood bank.

Where did the vampire open his savings account?
At a blood bank

Why did the other kids have to let the vampire play baseball?
It was his bat.

Why did the vampire quit the baseball team?
They would only let him be BAT boy!

What is as sharp as a vampires fang?
His other fang.

What does a vampire fear most?
Tooth decay

What kind of boat pulls Dracula when he water skis?
A blood vessel



The Bloody Bat

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began pestering him about where he got it.

He told them to knock it off and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.

"OK, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.

Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.

Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good," said the first bat, "Because I DIDN'T!"
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